Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Stupid, Stupid Girls

It's appropriate that as I write this angry blog, Legally Blonde plays in the background. Warner has just told Elle that she isn't smart enough to be in law school, and she heads out to show the world she can be serious.

Meanwhile, stupid stupid Jillian is proving that she can let stubble confuse her into wasting time on a player who admits himself that he isn't a good liar. That's right, Vanilla Jake returned to tattle on Wes, and Jillian STILL KEPT WES another week. I refuse to even call her Jilly, because I am too angry at her stupidity. I can't wait until she watches the show at home and sees how dumb she looks.

In last night's episode, Jillian went on the hometown dates. Nothing really exciting to report on that, except that Reid is still my favorite. Though now I'm wondering if Reid could do better than Jillian.

Jillian visits Wes last, gee wonder if that was on purpose. She first meets his "other family," which is his band. They play a song that I didn't care to listen to, as Vanilla Jake lands his fancy commercial plane to come tell Jillian the truth! Because he cares! Vanilla Jake gets his time with Jillian, and first informs her he isn't there to get her back. He then reports that Wes is seeing a gal named Laurel. This is after he called Tanner Foot Guy to make sure that he's doing the right thing. Vanilla Jake fails to mention that Wes also told every one of the guys that he is on the show to further his career.

Jillian confronts Wes and he insists he doesn't have a girlfriend. She calls Jake into the room and they sit awkwardly and say nothing to each other. Wes continually says he doesn't have a girlfriend, and Vanilla Jake is too dumb to ask about the whole career thing, which could be enough to get him sent home. Jake leaves and cries in the hallway, and Wes and Jillian have an awkward conversation where Wes says maybe she shouldn't meet his family and he's made it this far and he's pretty pleased. Jillian ignores his attempts to just end things, and agrees to see his family. The family visit is also weird as Wes' family insists that he is a good guy. It's like they've all been primed for this and know the right thing to say, but something STILL SEEMS OFF. WHY DOESN'T SHE THINK ANYTHING IS WEIRD?

To make matters more complicated for our poor stupid girl, Ed returns. Ed had previously left because his job told him to come back. Since Ed is the Chicago guy I can't dislike him, but he's a bit behind in the game.

At the rose ceremony, I was convinced that Wes' time was up. I mean, he's been called out, he is awkward, nothing about him seems real, he made fun of poor Jake praying, etc. etc. I can't quite understand what is remotely appealing about him, and he isn't even that good looking or interesting. Jillian if you want me to believe you're really in this for the right reason as you mention every episode, you cannot pick the bad boy. I was ready to say bye to Wes and sweet little funny Michael. He means well, but the spark isn't there. Sorry, bud.

Reid is called first. Then Kiptyn and then Ed. I was a bit surprised about Ed, but OK. Then the last name called is WES. Michael and Jesse are sent home.

I just want to know why. Please, someone explain to me why Jillian is so stupid and keeps wasting her time on a guy like him. And does Wes really think his career will take off by being a jerk? The sad thing is, it probably will.

In the previews for next week, Jillian quizzes Wes about his girlfriend AGAIN. If she had any doubts why didn't she let him go? If he stays one more week that's it. I will watch the reunion so Jillian can remark about what a dumb, blind idiot she is, but other than that I am OUT.

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