I spent so much time saddened by Bethanney's change, that I wasn't as bothered by Kelly's antics. But here we are a few episodes in and I'm reminded that she is a complete and utter nutjob.
First off, she has decided that killing innocent animals is a great way to get back at Bethanney, who did a nude photo shoot for PETA. Now, I had no idea that Bethanney gave a rat's ass about animals, though she does have a cute-as-hell doggie. Regardless, she was happy to get on a skyscraper and drop trow so that she could get more publicity. Obviously really pissed off that no one from PETA called her to get naked, Kelly decided to go on a fur shopping spree. Then, she informed the audience that she's not abusing animals, she just likes fur. Rest assured all you fur lovers, no animals are harmed in the making of fur. I never knew that before, thank you for educating me, Kelly.
Somehow, Kelly has glommed on to the LuAnn and Jill weirdness. Every time the three get together, it's clear Jill and LuAnn have no idea what Kelly is saying, but it's nice to have a famous-ish friend who is sort of pretty to hang around with. Kelly has been asked to do a photo spread for Playboy for their 40th anniversary, or perhaps its their 100th or who knows why the hell. She's on TV and she's willing to get nekked, especially because Bethanny did it first. She has all these weird explanations as to why, but if you look at the cover (which is horrible by the way) it's clear there is no specific reason why she's on there.
Jill pretended to be happy for her new bestie, but then proceeded to talk about her being her back because she has kids. LuAnn was sort of jealous no one asked her to do it. I'm sure if you really want to pose naked then someone will be willing to let you, so relax everyone.
The best part was when Kelly told her daughters about what she would be doing. I don't know if they skipped over the actual explanation or what. It's great to see how Kelly talks to her kids in the first place, since she's basically a child, it's like she is talking to her 12-year-old friends as they sip milkshakes at some weird fancy diner in a hip locale in New York. One of her daughters spent the whole time telling her it's really embarrassing to have your mom naked, and the other one didn't make a peep. I mean this kid was not happy with the idea of her mom posing, and Kelly laughed and giggled while sipping her own milkshake. Then, Kelly told the camera that her kids act like they don't want her to do it, but really they're excited. No, they're not. They don't want their old-ass mom naked on the cover of Playboy, so maybe you should think about someone other than yourself.
Last, but not least, Kelly likes to make herself feel better by telling everyone else that they are either on a different plane or planet than she is. Last year, Bethanney was on an entirely different level, which she indicated with a simple raise of her hands. However, she seems to have forgotten she did that when speaking with Bethanney, but we all saw it! This season, when Ramona asks Kelly about her bad boob job (sore subject perhaps?), Kelly says that Ramona has gone too far, and remarks to LuAnn that she's not even on the same planet as the rest of them. If that's what makes you feel better, toots, then go ahead and find your own little planet on which to exist - you're halfway there anyway. Yes, it was a rude question for Ramona to ask, but she was a little drunky and she is sort of rude. But Kelly could learn a way to respond to things in a more classy manner, rather than stomping out with her stupid animal-murdering fur vest flapping in the wind.
I can't wait until the Bethanney/Kelly blowout, that will make my week.
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