Ho's Before Bro's

On Monday's ep. of I Love Money 2, Frank The Entertainer had to choose between letting go of his soldiers and best friends 20 Pack and Heat, or he had to let go of his sweetie Becky Buckwild. It seemed he didn't even consider cutting the latter, because he needed a spooning partner, and thus lost the respect of dudes everywhere by narrowing his choice down to his bro's from the start.

The challenge for this episode was a repeat of last year's chicken toss. The Green Team, with The Entertainer as captain, got off to a slow start, but when the Gold Team, with Ice as captain, couldn't launch one chicken properly, the Green team was crowned winner. It turns out Ice is in an alliance with Tailor Made, Ice, Bonez and Prancer on her team, and Cali on the other team. The plan was to throw the challenge, and they did a nice job because I didn't even realize that was the plan until the "flashback." Maybe I was going back for my second chocolate egg when they discussed this.

At the vote, the four banned together to put Becky, Heat and 20 Pack in the box. For some reason, the three are shocked that Prancer didn't take their side. How on Earth could their angry threats not have persuaded her. Now what really pisses me off is that the three are so livid that the others have formed their own alliance. They're just mad that they're losing. THEY have an alliance, so why can't anyone else? Ugh.

The Entertainer takes the three on a date and makes goo-goo eyes at Becky. Heat and 20 Pack get wasted and basically cry. Heat exclaims that he isn't stupid, in a really stupid manner. In the end, The Entertainer picks Becky first and she gives him a nasty wet kiss. He asks his team to decide about the other two. Since Heat is mentally challenged, they decide 20 Pack should stay - and Frenchy wants to do him. Heat bursts into tears and sobs. The Entertainer gives him a hug, and 20 Pack follows suit. Man hugs all around for the sobbing, drunk Heat. The Entertainer makes sure Heat knows Tailor Made is the one to blame for all this. How dare they form a counter alliance! How DARE they.

Next week Frenchy is going to try to attack 20 Pack. Though he is quite pretty, he is barely smarter than Heat.