Kelly Bensimon Does Not Do Charity

Thank you for asking though. She will come to your little meeting so that she can be on TV but she will not do something that is a waste of time like charity. She'll say that its "cute" that your adorable 14-year-old has arthritis. You know, the disease that usually gets people that are old. So those people feel a lot of pain, but not for long. This is a pain your dear daughter will have to deal with her whole life. That's certainly not cute.

She has time for a quick meeting, but she will not do anything. She will not even lend her name to your cause. Do you know how easy that would be for her, but she will not do it for anyone. She will write for Page 6 and be photographed everywhere and be on TV for her own career. But she will NOT give her name to your cute little cause.

I now have a new least-favorite housewife.