Snitches Never Win

I'm squishing together two eps of ANTM since I was so negligent last week. I can't even keep up with my very favorite show? Shame on me.

Luckily, last week's episode wasn't very interesting, so it should go quickly. Poor Miss. Nijah went home because she is is pretty and not model pretty. As I predicted from the start, Nijah and Jessica can't possible be models because they are good-looking girls. I hope they dash off to have real careers now. The photo shoot for this episode was a little bland. The ladies had to do a shot with other girls and they pretended to be tourists. Yawn.

This week's episode was shaping up to be similar in terms of dullsville. There wasn't a lot of drama, except for the fact that Tahlia is heading toward a breakdown. This is a posing episode, so unfortunately we have to sit through some Benny Ninja moments. But first, Toccara pops in and bring the girls "pajamas," which look nothing like the Illinois T-shirt I sport at bedtime. Toccara is there to talk about personality, but I all I can notice is that she's lost weight and dome something to her face. Maybe it's just the lack of fat in her cheeks, but overall something is different. It's funny that Toccara doesn't notice that any of the girls have a personality, because I'm having the same problem. Even bitchy Sandra isn't doing anything anymore.

There is a weird posing contest in front of drag queens. Stupid Celia wins, which stinks because I still don't like that girl at all. She's cross-eyed and she's old! Poor girl doesn't realize if she starts at 25 then she'll have to retire after a year. Tahlia did a bad job and so she wants to go home. This is all anyone has to talk about, and so they do. Celia has decided that Tahlia is too weak to stay and it's just not fair. I'm just ready for the photo shoot where Tahlia really has to show her scars. What's the point if she's covered up in every photo?

The girls go to Ellis Island for their photo shoot, where they will take a picture posing as immigrants. Benny Ninja is in their shots, along with some immigrant kids. Kortnie can't get it together, and since she is the fat one we know she won't make it very far. We can't have more than one fat girl win in a lifetime; Whitney can be the only plus-sizer to take the crown. I'm guessing Kortnie and I weight the same by the way. And what's with the spelling of her name? Tahlia knocks her shoot out of the park (must use that once a year as well), and now all of a sudden she doesn't want to go home!

All the girls are pissed that Tahlia said she didn't want to be in the house and discuss how they show Tyra the truth. Are they that stupid that they don't realize that they are being taped and Tyra knows everything? Even if they weren't being taped the magical Tyra is omniscient, so she'd know anyway.

Holy cow Tahlia's name is called first! Not only will she not be going home, but the girls have to look at her face for the next week. Kharma is a beach ladies. Sandra and Kortnie are in the final two. Sandra has a lot of drama to cause, and she really is rather stunning looking, so she won't be going home. And, as I said before, one fat girl a decade, so ta-ta Kortnie, maybe stop working on that tan.

Usually, this is the end of the episode. The girls run off and then the discarded lady cries to the camera. But THIS time, something different happened. I just have to post so that you can watch for yourself:



Ha! Way to dig your own grave Celia. Thank you for making yourself look like an idiot and showing Tyra that you're a jealous bitch. I'm sure every girl on the show has felt like going home at one point or another, that doesn't mean she really wants to. Keep your darn opinions to yourself old lady.

I can't wait to see the aftermath of Tahlia turning into a snitch. Also, I just learned that ANTM is doing a show just for shorties. Only ladies under 5 foot 7 need apply. How exciting! But don't models generally have to be a certain height (and size really) to make it in the world of Haute Couture that Tyra pretends is awaiting the winner of America's Next Top Model? Will the shorties have to fit into a certain size, or will it be for those heifers that where a size 2? Food for thought.

By the way, sorry about the end of that Youtube clip, not sure what's going on...